how do i homestucking?
Damara, Horus, Cronus.
Anonymous

Damara: Have you ever been cheated on? yes

Horuss: Are your friends usually creeped out by you? depends upon how well I know them, but for the most part, yes.

Cronus: Are you a flirty/friendly person? Not terribly friendly, but I am ridiculously flirtatious.

thanks for the ask anon dear! <3

alpha/beta troll based asks, reblog if you want some
Karkat: Do you have any major insecurities based on your looks or genetics?
Kankri: Were you ever friends with someone who was really judgmental or hypocritical?
Terezi: Have you ever felt inferior to someone?
Latula: Do you put on a mask so people will like you?
Aradia: Have you ever felt like something is hopeless?
Damara: Have you ever been cheated on?
Tavros: Do you currently have low self-esteem?
Rufioh: Do you feel uncomfortable when people show you romantic gestures of affection?
Kanaya: Do you feel obligated to help people?
Porrim: Are you seen as the mother figure of your group of friends?
Nepeta: What are your OTPs?
Meulin: Do you ship the person you reblogged this from with anyone? :p
Equius: Do you have any guilty pleasures?
Horuss: Are your friends usually creeped out by you?
Sollux: Do you switch from mad to calm easily?
Mituna: Do you apologize a lot when you feel you've done something wrong?
Feferi: Are you a cheerful person?
Meenah: Do you speak formally or do you use slang?
Eridan: Do you demand respect when you're talking to someone?
Cronus: Are you a flirty/friendly person?
Gamzee: Are you easy going?
Kurloz: Are you faithful to your beliefs?
Vriska: Do you want people to notice you/your good deeds?
Aranea: Do you feel underappreciated by your group of friends?
0-memento-mori-0:

bedsafely:

SUDDENLY, HALF-MEXICAN/HALF-INDIAN HUMAN KARKAT VANTAS.
HIS FAMILY IS THE SIZE OF A SMALL VILLAGE.
HIS BEST FRIEND IS INCREDIBLY THE PUT TOGETHER, STYLISH IRANIAN LESBIAN, KANAYA MARYAM WHO IS PARTIAL TO BEAUTIFUL, EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE FIXER-UPPERS.
TOGETHER THEY FIGHT CRIME
i accidentally homestuck’d myself. whoops.

Reblogging solely because “HIS FAMILY IS THE SIZE OF A SMALL VILLAGE.” had me wheezing and in tears

0-memento-mori-0:

bedsafely:

SUDDENLY, HALF-MEXICAN/HALF-INDIAN HUMAN KARKAT VANTAS.

HIS FAMILY IS THE SIZE OF A SMALL VILLAGE.

HIS BEST FRIEND IS INCREDIBLY THE PUT TOGETHER, STYLISH IRANIAN LESBIAN, KANAYA MARYAM WHO IS PARTIAL TO BEAUTIFUL, EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE FIXER-UPPERS.

TOGETHER THEY FIGHT CRIME

i accidentally homestuck’d myself. whoops.

Reblogging solely because “HIS FAMILY IS THE SIZE OF A SMALL VILLAGE.” had me wheezing and in tears

phemiec:

Remember when I was gonna do Kinstuck? Yeah me neither.
The Peixes’s are the smallest of the Humanized families, but also the richest and most awesome. Along with owning half the town, Condy runs the preferred summer hangout spot “Glub Glub Waterpark” and makes her daughters Meenah and Feferi work there during the summer (along with Cronus and Eridan, Feferi convinces Eridan to work with her every year even though he hates it, Cronus just likes scamming on cute people in swimsuits. :P)

phemiec:

Remember when I was gonna do Kinstuck? Yeah me neither.

The Peixes’s are the smallest of the Humanized families, but also the richest and most awesome. Along with owning half the town, Condy runs the preferred summer hangout spot “Glub Glub Waterpark” and makes her daughters Meenah and Feferi work there during the summer (along with Cronus and Eridan, Feferi convinces Eridan to work with her every year even though he hates it, Cronus just likes scamming on cute people in swimsuits. :P)

crab-cakes:

punsicle:

heyitspj:

blyujay:

technologistrevolution:

zeaky:

blackaperture:

Three-person chess.[via]

This can only end in tears and physical fighting

neat

i can see the blood shed now



OH MY GOD FUCKING PLEASE

no fandom, don’t relate this to fandom.
hussie will see this and throw another goddamn monkey wrench into the plot AND THEN IT WILL NEVER END. WE’LL BE TRAPPED IN UPDATES FOREVER.

crab-cakes:

punsicle:

heyitspj:

blyujay:

technologistrevolution:

zeaky:

blackaperture:

Three-person chess.
[via]

This can only end in tears and physical fighting

neat

i can see the blood shed now

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OH MY GOD FUCKING PLEASE

no fandom, don’t relate this to fandom.

hussie will see this and throw another goddamn monkey wrench into the plot AND THEN IT WILL NEVER END. WE’LL BE TRAPPED IN UPDATES FOREVER.

pukind:

&gt; Karkat: Wallow in the disgusting miracle of life. 
I never could get to sleep, so I decided to finish this panel redraw (sorta?). Equius is the best part of this picture. 

pukind:

> Karkat: Wallow in the disgusting miracle of life. 

I never could get to sleep, so I decided to finish this panel redraw (sorta?). Equius is the best part of this picture. 

mesitka:

Guys,
guys,
you have no idea
how happy I am with the lines of this picture. I wanted them to flow and I feel like they do… *happy sobbing*

mesitka:

Guys,

guys,

you have no idea

how happy I am with the lines of this picture. I wanted them to flow and I feel like they do… *happy sobbing*

zeldabuddy:

6l99dm9uth-cali69rn:

shooshpapkind:

wearing shades keeps you safe from horrorterror/grimdark influence
on rose’s suggestion, dave takes his shades off on derse. he can then hear and see the horrorterrors.

this suggests that there might be other influences that can be neutralized by wearing shades.

and there is one character in particular that has, time and time again, shown his proficiency in entrancing others.

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this powerful, cursed juju was guarded by bro, who made sure dave wore shades at all times, even as a baby.

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it’s something we even see in dirk, who wears layer upon layer of shades. the dude will literally not go without shades ever.

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God DAMN.

DOES THIS MAN THINK OF EVERYTHING?

WOW

makaramore:

I’m in me dad’s car Broom broom

makaramore:

I’m in me dad’s car
Broom broom

whatpumpkin:

We released a whole bunch on the store earlier today, so we’re just gonna go ahead and share links to all these SWEET GOODIES! 

Note: Some of these items are in low quantities or even out of stock. This is only because we’re selling off remaining convention stock, but we’ll be receiving replenishing shipments of everything here next week. :)

Prospit & Derse Bafflers by Chris Yates

Squiddles Plush Keychain

Gamzee Lounge Pants

Dave’s Scratch Boxers

Dave’s Record Boxers

Terezi’s Scalemate Boxers

Lil Cal Tag Along Backpack

Behind the Curtain by Shelby Cragg

Ladies of Homestuck by Shelby Cragg

Ancestor Circle by Allison Shabet

badtz:

Aaand with this the troll count is complete…don’t even know what to say but even more WHAT ARE U DOING VRISKA???(x)

badtz:

Aaand with this the troll count is complete…don’t even know what to say but even more WHAT ARE U DOING VRISKA???

(x)

secretarybird:

Yer a wwizard, Eri

secretarybird:

Yer a wwizard, Eri

radglawr:

shubbro:

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oh man